Total Medals Earned: 516 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,675 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/80 points)
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Get the first + sign
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 11/12 (200/225 points)
Screw up in level 5
Manage to trap yourself
Do what the title says
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Medals Earned: 3/8 (200/500 points)
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (45/500 points)
Open the options menu
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the Options->Accessibility menu
Earn 5 blue stars
Open the tips menu
Open the Options->Miscellaneous menu
Open the Options->Controls menu
Earn 10 blue stars
Earn 5 gold stars
Earn 10 gold stars
Earn 15 blue stars
Earn 21 blue stars
Earn 15 gold stars
Earn 21 gold stars
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Beat the campaign!
Beat the lost levels!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/115 points)
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!